I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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