he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Randomize
