People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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