So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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