White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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