Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize