Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
How does it feel to date your dad?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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