I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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