Its about making memories worth repressing
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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