i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
People in love make me want to vomit
they need to just BURY HIM!
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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