your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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