She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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