Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
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