he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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