She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
How did I end up in the pool?!
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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