I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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