She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Is it because I queefed?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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