remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i think i have two assholes
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Randomize
