i permit you to call me
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
This is the high leading the old right now
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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