sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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