I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
