Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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