He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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