I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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