Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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