Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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