More tranny stories later!
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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