This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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