I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Randomize
