He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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