Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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