there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Threesome in a minivan. New low
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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