Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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