I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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