I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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