TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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