My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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