He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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