I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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