Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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