I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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