But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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