i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Panties = found
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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