Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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