She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
