I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
You can't motorboat a personality
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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