Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Randomize
