real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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