Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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