Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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