Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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