Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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