Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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