: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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