Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
There's always time for handjobs
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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