i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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