I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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