no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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