I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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